Thanks for the advise Karlos, but thinking about it, my kids are awfully attached to this tool. So maybe we’ll just wrap it in plastic and stick it on the mantle!!
Q: How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to unscrew it and one to stand in front of the hardware store with a sign saying, “I need a miracle” and hold one finger in the air.
Funny…I’ve needed a miracle several times.
I lost my tv remote, so I use my unger 8 footer to change channels(no pun intended, really) and volume.
I keep dropping stuff under the van and grabbing my squeegee to be that extra reach that I need.
Last year I did chase off a crackhead/loser type who was threatening me by yelling give my your money. I grabbed my 5ft solid oak pole spun it around and walked towards him. They left, love the mobile staff 
Yes! I carry wood handles with metal threads and a screw on wood tip for doing my store fronts and to discourage the street people from getting too close. I was stripping floors one night and the crackheads were trying to rip off the tools on my truck…Wonderful thing about Florida is the “Castle Doctrine” laws and the concealed carry
permits
?? does that mean, you can carry a piece and shoot the RIF RAF who are trying to take your stuff??
RIP Charlton Heston.
