I was driving home from work the other day, winding my way through narrow country roads, when I saw two cows running along the road. I pulled over, got out of the car, which seemed to panic the cows, and they bolted through a hedge, back into the field they had escaped from. In hindsight that was probably quite unwise decision to get out of the car. I wonder if my insurance would have covered that; trampled by cows. But anyway, I knocked on the door of the farmhouse. No answer. So I decided to leave a friendly note, saying your cows escaped, now a massive hole in your hedge, may want to sort it out before the whole herd escapes. Then i thought, might as well write the note on the back of one of my headed invoices, on the off chance that he needs a window cleaner. Got a phone call yesterday: “thanks for the note, my window cleaner stopped coming a few months ago, can you come and do my windows for me”. I’m going on monday whats more, he tells me his last window cleaner used to do the whole village, so I could be onto load of customers thanks to those lovely cows!
Go find more runaway cows
Burgers…tasty AND good for business.
I like it.
Now that’s funny. Tell them you will clean their windows for free if you can shave your business name and # on the side of the entire herd lol.
LOL I love that!