JfromtheD made me decide to start this thread (So we can help him stay happy through the winter)
A priest, a dog, and a mime walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this…some kind of joke?!”
Jesse
Atlas Window Cleaning
North Carolina
Mushroom walks into a bar…
Bartender declares, “hey! We don’t serve your kind.”
Mushroom says “why NOT?!? I’m a fungi”
3 old men are talking
the first says: I get up at 8 with severe stomach pains and it takes me an hour to pooh…Damn constipation
the second says: I get up at 9 with bladder pains and it takes me an hour to pee…oh those kidneys!!
the third guy says; AT 8 I pee a river…at 9 I pooh a mountain!
The 2 say to him ; What are u complaining about thats great!!
The third old man says… I get up at 10!!!
Yes!!!
Jesse
Atlas Window Cleaning
North Carolina
Nice one
Jesse
Atlas Window Cleaning
North Carolina
Alright [MENTION=37732]belowzero[/MENTION] after I crinkled my nose and said “Ew.”
I laughed, still. 
Why do you need a WFP to clean the windows at a library ??
Why ???
Because it has a lot of stories !!!
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Man…That was even job related…Awesome!
Jesse
Atlas Window Cleaning
North Carolina
