For one less cappaccino per week!

Marketing
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That my friends is a headline for a window cleaning ad I seen. I do not know what it means and I am not sure what $16 gets in our business. Of course nobody is likely to call this guy but wow, what a horrible ad.

Her is the rest of the ad-

[B]Fall first time customer sale going on! UP TO 40% off!!
At this rate, it is less than a cup of JAVA per week!
Hello, This is ______ of ___________ WINDOW AND SCREEN CLEANING INC.
Do you or any family/friends/co-workers have dirty windows? Trying to sell a home? Home hit by storms? Insurance may cover as well. Make it look like BRAND NEW! Now is the time to get those windows cleaned inside and out.

I give FREE estimates and have the HIGHEST quality for the LOWEST price for inside and out and include screen cleaning.

Licensed and Insured! [/B]

Is 40% equal to $16? Insurance may cover window cleaning? Licensed? (we do not have a license for window cleaning here)

bless these guys…

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More like Bless the people who avail of the service.

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I do believe this is the formula he uses:
‘this rate’ < JAVA*52
find ‘JAVA’ and then solve for ‘this rate’

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For some reason I can picture this guy working as a Chinese take out chief…“OAHH, We make windows look good long time, make it look like brand new!” :stuck_out_tongue:

Wow, now thinking about that makes me hungry for some General Tso’s and lowmain…yum…

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I’m all in dude. beach side later today? Your turn to buy. :slight_smile:

Or…PIZZA!