Got to a job this afternoon and when the customer opened the door we were greeted by a lab and the biggest bulldog Ive ever seen. Not fat but tall and muscular. So we were introducing ourselves , petting the dogs. All of a sudden the bulldog jumps up on my wifes leg and proceeds to wraps his paws around her thigh. Next thing he starts humping her leg pretty vigorously. So me and the customer start trying to pull him off but he wont budge. Plus his claws are now digging into her thigh. Finally we pull him off after a big struggle. All the while his red rocket is all over the place! Funniest thing so far for me.
In all fairness to the dog your wife is rather cute LOL