Lol. I knew that was coming. I offer free screen door tune ups. Retired winter visitors are always impressed that their rickety door slides properly when I leave… It’s nothing I don’t do any way when I take it off and wash it. Something “free” in writing is typically gold with those folks.
winter visitors? what desert area are you in?
Moral of the story: don’t get some angry drunk guy to remove a screen door, if he’s not drunk he is certainly a stubby short of a six pack