well it’s been a few weeks and I figured I would give all you bad ass muttha fers an update. As some of you know i have been reactived in the military and now I’m in GA. Been here for 3 weeks and it’s time to head back home this Friday. Hated every minute of it. I don’t know how you GA guys live here. There is nothing to do but drink. Dont get me wrong I love to drink, but heck not every night. But there is nothing to do. I’m in Augusta at FT Gordon and I will say the ladies are sweet georgia peaches. Not that I can touch any. lol. But heck man after the first week I have seen the whole town to include a 1 legged stripper that made me feel so bad I flipped her a $20 lol. I hit Savannah an was not impressed. A casino there had a whopping 2 poker tables. Again the peaches were nice. I have been sitting at the bar patio for the last week and a half cause I’m just bored out of my mind. I am lucky in that I’m with 15 soldiers and we are just having a good time shooting the BS. If not for the bartender I would go insane. I went fishing once and caught nothing. Which totally sucked.
Man I have had enough with people calling their friends “FELLER”. I have had enough of hearing about RPM’s and Gear ratios. I have had enough with hearing the dam N word. YOU FELLERS ARE SOME RACIST BASTARDS DOWN HERE. I have had enough with slow drivers. I have had enough with Army idiots. I have had enough with this hotel in which the beds and pillows blow. I have had enough with the dam HUMID HOT WEATHER. I have had enough with GA. And I’m sure they have had enough with me. I have already made two waiteress cry cause it took them forever to rememeber I ordered a jack and coke. Heck 15 minutes is too long to wait for a drink only to have them ask you the same question again. “Can I get YALL something to drink?” Lord I can’t wait to get home.
But heck I can spot you winder cleaners quick like an in a hurra here. You guys seem it not bothera with laddera racks here. You just seem to drag them behind your lifted trucks. lol
Seriously you guys are ok. But man it’s time to get home. I know you dont want me here. I have already been called a yankee too many times. I can only respond to those comments with “racism is bad, get over it already!!!”
Funny ish that right thar is…
Ray, every time I leave home for more than a weekend I can’t wait to be back home with my fast-driving loud-mouth New Jersey neighbors!
Glad your coming home
Fugheddaboudit!!!
Hey Ray,
Forrest Gumps bench is there in savannah. They took it out of the park where they filmed it. I guess “fellers” were doing some interesting things on that bench. Lol! We went there in July with the family on our Hilton Head vacation.
Ok I couldn’t resist throwning in this little gem-
“Mountain Man: I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!
Bobby: Weee!
Mountain Man: Weeeeeeee!
Bobby: Weee!”
I’d venture that someone from GA who had to spend 3 weeks in NJ on reserve would feel the same way, eh?
Sorry Ray.
Augusta is not a true representation of our area. It’s commonly referred too as “the armpit of the south”. I like to call it “Disgusta”.
Now granted, as with any city, there are some nice areas. The ONLY nice area I’m aware of in Augusta is the golf course.
In driving to Augusta, you know you’re getting close by the smell.
Yeah I can see that. Typical of the Army. They like to put bases in the middle of no place then wonder why they have so many problems with soldiers. IE Drinking, fighting, domestic violence etc.
Belive me when I tell you I’m just kidding and in no way think the whole state is like that. It’s no differant then people thinking TV shows like “The jersey shore or Housewives of NJ” is what really takes place here.
I just got home last night. I was worried the flight would be cancelled due to the storm. But it was good to go. I brought home a few bottles of Jack which cause my bag to be searched by the TSA and those dirty bastards took some cheap jewlery I bought for my wife. Here’s some pics.
Welcome back Mr Ray… I dont know man those 2 shows are pretty close to reality.
Maybe where you live. Where I live it’s more like the Golden Girls and Matlock. lol
Yea that area from the real housewives is one of our best areas we work in.
Dont you sevice the Sopranos area too?
Here in Iowa, everyone except mr squeege, lives on a farm and raises corn and pigs. mr squeege raises potatoes…wait i think thats idaho.
And Jacob raises cattle which accounts for the amount of fertilizer he has. 
lol how true! was thinking of a way i could bottle this “intoxicating aroma” and market it to the east coast. Maybe we could put it in a really loud colored bottle and call it “Stank”. Just something simple you know, like snookie, or the situation. you know simple yet powerful. You in?:eek:
