Window Cleaner's Haiku

Water Fed Pole is the best
You can safely clean
Or you can fall like the rest

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I literally laughed out loud. Good one!

Nick Chase
Pacific Pro Cleaning Services

SALE! Fake Gucci handbags
Killing in the name of soap
My life as a mod

A customer called
I didn’t close the bidding
Ha! Just Kidding

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I rock the squeegee
Because I’m one of the best
So give me the sticker

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It’s haiku people. 5-7-5. Count your syllables!

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I like how Chris doesn’t even attempt to follow the haiku rules. What a maverick!

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Pretty squeegee girl
You’ve got the finest glass
Saw your face… I’ll pass

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Have a good feeling
whole and complete the warm sun
my dad washing windows

My Territory
Kill a Fish with a Squeegee
Make A Haiku Roll

I looked up "haiku"
They say I live in a cave.
It has internet.

Beer

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Fam’ly thinks I’m broke
Customers think I’m loaded
not sure who is right

forty-fived squeegees
dogears, custom soap and more
wife thinks I’m obsessed

I sling a squeegee
proud to do what others hate
If they only knew…

Us windie’s are nerds
just ask any cleaner’s wife
we even write verse

WCR is great
Kickass customer service
Happy 4th of July!

:cool:

We Clean Windows OH So well
They Smile When You Show
Do Great Work Bank Account Grow

i think this qualifies as a “sonnet”

Alex, nice use of the contraction!

Yup, I keep bank hours
And no nights and no weekends
Goal’s six bills e’ry hour

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