Some lady in the parking lot opened her door with aplomb into my side-view mirror, breaking it; looked at me and laughed. I popped my door open and push-kicked my passenger door into her fender as she was pulling out. Wish I didn’t have my number on my truck. This town and their audis…
I was out at the beach, row of nice houses, lady backed out of her driveway and smacked the side of the landscapers truck and just drove away. I told the guy what happened, he didn’t see or hear it because his mower was going. He was pissed. Not a new truck, but the guy obviously kept it looking good. Now it has a dented door. People.
Both these incidents is the time time to call law enforcement.
It gives the perpetrator a wake up call!
Triggered? Triggered!? He’s about to go off.
And that Gary guy is an imposter of the real “Double R”.
just curious, am i the only one that had to look up “aplomb”?
I waited until you mentioned it. 
I wear jeans without a belt, so I always have aplomber’s crack.
and screens installed backwards
I did that once with a friend’s Winchester XPR. I didn’t know it was a 7mm rem mag; cracked my orbital bone.
I did a house that has all screens installed backward yesterday. They were 4-pin screens on double-hungs, so they had to be installed backward!
Hurray!! You are the lucky winner! Not sure what you won but there is nothing quite so sweet as “the joy of victory.”
