I took this from another forum & never really thought about it except when I started out. It used to be “best price, best service” for me. I don’t think I’ll use that one again. Anyway here are a few of the ones put forward:
“Your pane is our pleasure”
“Higher-Safer-Cleaner”
“Setting a shining example throughout the area”
“exceedingly good window cleaning”
“THE ULTIMATE SHINE”
“Probably the best window cleaner in the world”
Anyone got any they want to share?
And some funny ones…
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
On another Septic Tank Truck:
“We’re #1 in the #2 business”
On a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door:
“Hello. Can we pick your nose?”
At a Towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
In a Nonsmoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”
At an Optometrist’s Office :
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
On a Taxidermist’s window:
“We really know our stuff.”
On a Fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”
At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”
In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
At a Propane Filling Station ,
“Thank heaven for little grills.”
And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak "
I like it!
