Best Slogan or Catch-Phrase

I took this from another forum & never really thought about it except when I started out. It used to be “best price, best service” for me. I don’t think I’ll use that one again. Anyway here are a few of the ones put forward:

“Your pane is our pleasure”
“Setting a shining example throughout the area”
“exceedingly good window cleaning”
“Probably the best window cleaner in the world”

Anyone got any they want to share?

And some funny ones…

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

On another Septic Tank Truck:
“We’re #1 in the #2 business”

On a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”

On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door:
“Hello. Can we pick your nose?”

At a Towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”

In a Nonsmoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”

At an Optometrist’s Office :
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

On a Taxidermist’s window:
“We really know our stuff.”

On a Fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”

At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary We hear you coming.”

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the Electric Company:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”

In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

At a Propane Filling Station ,
“Thank heaven for little grills.”

And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak "

I put the “ass” in glass window cleaning.

:smiley: I like it!

That’s the word on the street.

at least it is original

“If we leave a streak, we’ll be back next week!” …jk

“You’ll like what you see!”

“If we leave a streak… Go f**k yourself.”

-Not my window, not my problem.

-Looks good from my house.

Those are my 2 favorites from my days working at a less than professional company.

Saw a tow truck a couple weeks ago

on the door:
“Emergency Hookers”
“You blow it . . . I’ll tow it”

License plate:

caught my attention on the freeway anyway

On a roofing truck:

Bill’s Roofing – We like it on top.

Dry Cleaners – Drop your pants here.

Dry Cleaners – Give us the shirt off YOUR back!

although which type of humor will be used/most effective/appropriate/acceptable is a personal choice

there’s no denying it, some humor and cleverness goes a long way, kind of like a picture is worth a 1,000 words does

I have mulled this over more than a few times Karl, with no final result, yet, thanks for the spur onward!

septic truck: “Your (poop) is our bread and butter!”

not really a slogan, but when trying to figure out a name for the company, my only employee/roommate was dead set on:
Glass Addicts Window Cleaning
"Cleaning with Speed!"

which glass is a synonym for meth, as is speed. most people wouldnt make the connection, but i decided we should probably keep our only relation to meth as our sunday night tradition of watching Breaking Bad.

One of my favorite slogans for window cleaning is “Rain won’t spot clean windows!”

Charlie’s got my other favorite: [B]“Let me make one thing perfectly clear…Your Windows”!![/B]

Ever see a hearse with a bumper sticker that says: “We deliver”?
I haven’t either. Just made it up…

funeral business: [B]Satisfaction Guaranteed-- or we’ll dig her ol’ ass back up.[/B]

My buddies at Industrial Strength Records had condoms made up with “Harder than your husband” printed on them back in the 90’s. SO classic I laughed for a week :slight_smile:

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Tow truck slogan on Texas Hwy-“Support Your Local Hookers”

We have what it takes to take what you have - IRS

Don’t Jump - (printed on top of a bus)

Fo Drizzle - Umbrellas

I got Ho’s in different area codes - Santa Claus

A buddy of mine was a firefighter and wanted their slogan to be “Slangin the hose.”

“Bucket Bobby’s Window Cleaning”
–You Bet Your Ass You’ll Have Clean Glass!!

David C Hoover
All Pro Window Cleaning
Charlotte NC