It feels like I have had some weird sh-t happen to me over the years. Most are pretty funny.
I thought I would give a quick rundown of the interesting ones:
[B]Man talks to me while peeing with door open
Vicious cat follows me and attacks me over and over
Female customer let’s a fart while writing the check
Man picks up a fresh dog poo with his bare hand and stops to talk to me
I move a dresser to get a window and step on a used maxi pad in my socks
Sprayed a massive spider infestation in the entry of a grocery store with wasp spray only to have the spiders dangle and die at head level. The wasp spray also made the ground very slippery so people were looking down and walking right into the spiders. What a nightmare :rolleyes:
Older couple has a huge bong on the table in the entertainment room[/B]
I am sure to be forgetting some. I am a magnate for this stuff.
ha ha ha, i remember your used maxi pad story haha and leaving your sock there eh?
was it you Paul that had the story of unblocking a toilet with a squeegee blade then accidentally smearing the sh*t on the window? or did you relate that about someone else? haha i nearly ****ed myself laughing at that one!
I had a washer of mine do that. The funny part was the cleaning lady was pounding on the door asking when he was going to be done while he was unclogging it.
I have had a lady use the restroom while I was in the room…she was getting married the next day and was being really flirty.
I had a lady flash me when her husband was watching. the was awkward.
Been to a house where the mattress in the bedroom was soaked with pee. the entire thing, box springs carpet, everthing…it looked like a oversize wet sponge.
went to a house and rang the bell only to see the lady had passed away in the hall.
I was doing a three sotry appt. and while climbing up the ladder the man in the second floor was playing with himself. He had to be at least 65+
The list goes on and on…alien stories, dirty sex stories, pet stories, wacked out client stories, I have a ton. been thinking about writting a book about it but didn’t think anyone would read it lol
I have only had two and they were from the same person. Some of my clients are very old and losing their minds. I enter the ladies home and she starts ranting at the Tyra banks show. “I was a super model back in the 40’s top that you ugly N b****”. I was totally taken back to see an old lady freak at a TV set like that and then use the N word. This same lady called me back the next day to say the guy I had with me stole her “50 Inch Flat Screen” from the back porch. I was on the back porch not my guy. I told her “I don’t think he took your tv set. I would have seen a large 50 inch flat screen in my truck” “Look my son bought me this TV back in 1972 and it means a lot to me” “Mame they did not make 50 inch flat screen tv’s in 1972” “YES THEY DID!! ARE YOU CALLING MY SON A LIER!! HOW DARE YOU” Click. Oh lord she got scratched from the call back list.
Nothing super weird happen to me yet :(.
However when I worked for a cleaning company my old boss took a huge dump when he was doing a house without asking the only to find out the toilet didnt work. This is the same guy who snuck into a closet to fart and was caught by the customer, they thought he was snooping around.
I had a guy pull me inside fast after I rang the bell. He told me he didn’t want the aliens to get me. Long story short his dogs, cats, and himself never left the house without protective alien gear. So the carpet and rest of the house was covered in poo cause the animals never went out. It was nasty…crunchy carpet…eeeewwww!
he did make me some shoulder pads and a helmet out of foil so the aliens would not get me while I was out side.
I delcined to wear them and lost a repeat customer…O’well lol
I have a scientist that works in Los Alamos, NM. In his spare time he makes alien detectors. He has invented 8 of them. In his own words " I am 89.6734% sure they work I just have not been able to test them yet"
The only weird one I’ve had was when I was doing some commercial work in the city, and a cop drives up and ask’s “Have you seen any one chasing other people with a pick axe?”, No, well if you do call me. Like I need to be told that!
He is a trip, I could talk to him for hours. He is weird but one smart guy! Not sure if he is still working but for a long time he was involved in nuclear engineering.
I posted about my funniest a couple of months ago. Long story short. Working on a customers house. Came into bedroom then into closet to do widow in there and customer walks out of “secret room” in closet. I got a good view of all their sex toys and such. :rolleyes:
