Circus Peanuts... Really? That's the line?

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I’ve always had people tell me “When you get older and you eat THAT it’ll mess you up.”

I still like McD’s but I found my line. Circus Peanuts. You know those styrofoam orange looking candies? I used to eat those and no problem. Then I had 3 out of my kids easter basket and oh man it jacked me up. It was like I was tripping off of espresso muscles feeling weird and just a general nervousness in my body.

Just to be sure, the next night I ate 2 and it was okay. But I knew better than to have a third… that jacked me up.

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mmmmm… i love those things. i actually like them better when they are stale. is that weird?

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I have liked them all my life. When a bit stale they last longer!

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Makes my stomache hurt just thinking about it.

I think at one time I could handle them, but I can’t actually REMEMBER that time.

Yeah, I think my belly just girgled that word, in response to my brain searching for the memory.

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Good thing for preservatives… They last so much longer… Man, I can’t wait to eat those petrochemicals!

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Stuff like that and candy corn I used to be good with, but I can’t even fathom eating that stuff now.

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[MENTION=5616]Jared[/MENTION]Al. So after thinking about those dadgum Circus Peanuts for 2 days, I had to have some. Went to the Dollar General and bought a bag. Got out to the truck, opened bag and proceeded to devour one. Just as I am about to swallow a lady comes up to my window. I excuse myself and swallow. She wants to know if I am the Window Cleaner. (Thanks to the new vinyl signage on my rear window that [MENTION=3025]pagliachi[/MENTION] helped me get)
Long story short, she asks how much (I raised my prices $1 per window this year) and I tell her. She says sounds good! I give her my value speech and book her! Job will be about 1/2 mile from my house.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE VALUE OF A CIRCUS PEANUT!