IN NEW JERSEY:
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
You cannot pump your own gas.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
IN MASSACHUSETTS:
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely
locked.
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi
during their shifts.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
IN CALIFORNIA:
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
A permit must be obtained fire a missle.
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.
**It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
Yea its weird when I an out of state and pull up to the pump… I usually end up sitting there for a few minutes before I remember I have to get out and do it myself.
