“There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them.”
- Phyllis Battome
I had a girlfriend named Phyllis when I was six.
You were 6? I figured you to be born as a grown up. 
The funny thing about trying to read this forum on a tiny iPhone screen is that you sometimes read things that aren’t there. I first read Larry’s post as “I had a girlfriend named Syphilis when I was six.”
I bout choked on a corn dog when I read that.
“Don’t wish it were easier, wish you were better”
- Jim Rohn
You’re timing is off – the second week in July is National Choke on Carnival Food Week.
True. But I’m at Disneyland now.
I damn near died at the hands of Walt Disney and Larry Laczko. Some would have found this amusing…
Oh and I have no rhythm either.
