For some may like it!

Ok so this is my first post so i thought i would bring in some humor.
Some may like it some may not.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[B]A French doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in 6 weeks.” A German doctor says, “That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks.” The Russion doctor says, “In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take a half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks.” An American doctor says, not to be outdone, says “You guys are way behind. We recently took a black man w/ no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White house and now half the country is looking for work.” [/B]

Obama has nothing to do with the current economic situation. What happened was “they” took a white man from Texas with negative intelligence and used him as their spokesman to exploit as much of the world as possible.

Obama has yet to prove himself but he won’t have to do much to improve upon how things were.

Couldve been a funny joke but it makes no sense.

Thats Funny!!!

very!

Obama takes the funny out of any joke for me. When he came in he said he was bringing soldiers home…not moving them. He said jobs…where are they?He said no taxes on middle class…guess what? He is simply fluffing his flunkys thinking they will get him re-elected. I think there has got to be someone that will try to do what they say they are going to do. Lord I hope so.

[B]THEGLASSMACHINE[/B]
[I]“because glass looks it’s best when you can’t see it”[/I]

Tell Barrack… Im Barroke!!!

Well POLITICS has never been a good subject to talk about whether you were a republican or democratic ! It is a losing battle and both sides think they have all of the answers that they should do.A lot of people wan’t to play the blame game.Did BUSH do do everything right ? Absolutley not but … But what president really did do anything right ? If they were not banging some women in the round room they were involved in a scandal or something. Look at president KENNEDY or all of the kennedy’s for that fact. This president that we have now has not done a damn thing for our nation.But i guess GENRAL MOTORS had a intuition about its name for someday down the road ! GM = GOVERNMENT MANAGEMENT.

Think things are bad NOW ? Just waite … We have not seen nothing yet !
I am not a RACIST by any means … I would of put this post out if they put BARNEY AND FRIENDS in the big house.

If you are a REPUBLICAN - GREAT
If you are a DEMOCRATIC - Great
It really does not make a difference to me at all.

:eek: Been a while since we’ve been to the fridge!

Politics are always a touchy subject, but the actual blame goes further than the White House, and the President. People need to become more informed about the world around them. And then ask questions.
The reality is our whole “great system” of a democracy is a farse. People need to come together and let all levels of government know that enough is enough. I can’t believe that any person who works for what they have could side with liberals. I do not think it is the governments role to take our hard earned money, and deal it out to whom they want. That is really what my bone is about democrats, they love to spend other peoples money…not their own. Think of all of the ways gov’t taxes and fines and surcharges you to death. It makes me sick.

As far as Obama goes, he didn’t win an election, he won a popularity vote. Completely unqualified along with his whole administration. He did time things right though, coming along after Bush. I am no huge fan of Bush, but look what that guy had to deal with. Terrorism as we know it unfolded in his lap, and he set in motion to counter it.

Here’s the solution to fix our country:
Shrink government. Term limits. Reduce taxes & spending on all levels. Kill welfare. Stop allowing lobbyists. No more bailouts. Fiscal responsibility. And then some.

If people only knew the half of where their money was being spent…I swear there would be a revolution. People would revolt. And in every single corner of our economy, big government is there to take advantage of us. What id government had to operate as a real business, with profit and loss, and generating revenue? The only way they know how to generate revenue is:

Higher taxes - property tax, sales tax, income tax, excise tax, social security, medicare, unemployment, estate tax, gift tax, hotel tax, tobacco tax, gas tax, alcohol tax, and so on…
Raise fees & dues - driver’s license, license plates, traffic tickets, passports, marriage certificates, business licensing & registration, permits, etc…

Get the picture folks??? Remember that saving grace called Social Security? You know that little bit of money gov’t steals from you every paycheck? And how when they take your money they promise to lock it away, keep it safe, and give some back when you retire? Well then why is SS broke? Because government is a fraud. Open up your eyes people. But then again, they know that you will just sit back and take it.

Alright enough from me…I like the joke though! HA!

Why is it that when ever Obama gets criticized, the default response from his supporters is Bush is the idiot or did so much damage or something along those lines. Obama is the president now. Hes got the big stage and platform to make the changes. If hes not doing his job, its time for people to stop making excuses for him. Bush is looooong gone man he left some carnage but lets get over it Obamas the pres. not Bush.

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying
to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy
is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking
in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
around his head. The cowboy says, “Y’all havin’ some problem with them
circle flies?”

Obama stopped talking and said, “Well, yes, if that’s what they’re called,
but I’ve never heard of circle flies.”

“Well Sir,” the cowboy replies, “circle flies hang around ranches.
They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling
around the back end of a horse.”

Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he
stops and bluntly asks, “Are you calling me a horse’s ass?”

“No, Sir,” the cowboy replies, “I have too much respect for the citizens
of this country to call their President a horse’s ass.”

“That’s a good thing,” Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, “Hard to
fool them flies, though.”

WOW … Look what some of this has started … I just posted it to put a little humor out there.
But you said it to the point and my hats off to you.
The big question will be in 2010 when they have the big election of senators and govenors ! Now that ought to be really interesting !!!
Once again … I think you hit the nail right on the head !!!

OMG … Now that was a good one !!!
I like it !
Stil laughing at that one !