Fornicate? Office job?..
āYou say āillegal.ā
ā¦I say, legalās never been my thing!ā
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Thatās right. Youāre one of the few I know that open carry, getting magazines wet with your strip washer?
YEA. Erā¦ Keep it realā¦
I dont open carry.
Actually, I find most that do, tend to do it in the most inappropriate places.
Like the libraryā¦
Or the Pet Storeā¦
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Incidentally, my quote was more along the lines of womenā¦
Similar toā¦
āThank heaven for little girlsā
(and some other sizes too)
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Then only criminals will have squeegees. They can take my squeegee from my cold dead hands. Molon labe.
No, they canāt outlaw all of them but they might come after the assault channels like the wide body. You donāt need more than 12" to clean a window. And they might start taxing rubber and put serial numbers on each rubber.
In California and new York youāll have register your squeegees and take a special class.
Chicago will be a squeegee free zone but all the windows will be clean from black market squeegees.
But then weāll find out that the government will be supplying gangs of window cleaners with assault channels while blaming law abiding window cleaners.
As for me, maybe Iāll enter politics on a squeegee platform. But Iād probably have to work up to politics by maybe pimpingā¦
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Iām sooooo confusedā¦ 
The questions was if rubbers were outlawed not squeegees so you wouldnāt be an outlaw if you had your squeegee still.the correct answer would be to make your own rubbersā¦ I think?maybe?
Moonlight WC is the answer. 
Fortunately I already have experience doing WC at night (plus I can still move fast if I have to drop the rubber and get out of Dodge)!
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If rubbers were outlawed, then only outlaws would have rubbersā¦weāve been down this road before.
Editā¦JaredAl already said what I said so I will change my response to:
If rubbers became illegal, then gangs with WFPās would rise to power and run rampant over the street. I suspect Perry Tait is behind this movement
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All that, and not ONE good Detroit reference?!?
- slippin, dude.
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I was going to put one in there but didnāt want to scare you off since youāre finally back posting again.
Howās this:
Chicago will be a squeegee free zone but all the windows will be clean from black market squeegees.
Detroit? They donāt obey laws anyway and I can guarantee that if squeegees were outlawed, then that city will SHINE!
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āSqueegeeās dont kill peopleā¦people kill people.ā
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But in Detroit, we carry guns.
So weāll kill you. Take your squeegee.
And then kill someone else, just for the hell of it. 
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Thatās just how you say āGood morningā isnāt it?
ānot every situation calls for your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot again ā then when theyāre all dead, try to ask a question or two.ā
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Funny you say thatā¦
I swear! There was a story here about a year ago,
where a woman stabbed someone (her dad?) with a forkā¦ over breakfast.
It reminded me of a Tom & Jerry cartoon.
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