Moerman Connector - Coming soon!

The Moerman Connector allows you to securely fasten your squeegee or extension handle to your wrist. Easy to use and eliminates the dropping of tools!

Coming soon but you can check it out here: Moerman Connector

Would totally use this for my sill squeegee. Had this idea a while back. Attach it to my belt and my sill squeegee could hang while I’m doing bottoms. So I wouldn’t have to keep reaching back and forth, just wipe and continue.

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Yeah, but if you use one of those retractable key rings, then it could retract by itself to your belt. Just find a heavy duty one from the 1970’s where people carried 4,000 keys on a ring.

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Ugh i wonder what the learning curve is gonna be on this thing. I heard you have to put a paperclip in the wristband first or it’ll keep falling off and you have to heat up the plastic wire so that it stretches the right amount. Oh and it only works with moerman squeegees although some people said they got it to work fine with pulex squeegees as long as the humidity was right. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Leaves lines if used with Ettore rubber :grinning:

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It seems like it would flop around a lot and bang into things.

I think you’re confusing the Moerman Connector with the Moerman Beanie Hat.

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There will be a manual coming out with instructions for these new accessories and how to use / tweak them to work with your particular style…called “the Book of Moerman”. Thank you, and I will be performing here at the Funny Bone all week. Don’t forget to tip your bartender and server.

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Now there’s something I could use

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Hands down one of the funniest comments I’ve read on the forum; i actually laughed out loud quite heartily. This will be forever memorialized in my brain right along with @Samuel’s classic:

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Omg. I cried that was so funny

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Is it just me or does this thing make no sense? I’m honestly nt knocking it just to knock something. It simply doesn’t make sense.

The only purpose for having a cord attached to your squeegee is so it doesn’t fall when your using a ladder or rope access. If your on a ladder or rope access you need the use of both hands! Your not going to to have a squeegee or strip washer permanetly attached to your wrist and your not going to want to attach and unattach this from your wrist every window. This product makes absolutely no sense the way they are advertising it. If it was designed to be used as advertised then they need a new tool designer.

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Dang, you put more thought into it than I did. But you’re right, how would you use this? I can see a high rise guy having that around their rope, but on a wrist…?

It would be handy if you had to throw your squeegee at someone. It can spring back and you can catch it ninja style and go back to work.

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Ahhhhhh! That’s their thinking! It’s a window cleaners self defense tool! It’s for those jobs in the hood. If you get attacked while squeegee you just use your squeegee as a boomerang. Makes sense now. Nice job Jared!

Yeah honestly WTF?
Wrist attachment, it would be better with a carabiner on it.

Things like this would have gotten me beat up at school.

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Lol! Yep.

no you just slash your wrists.

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Can’t wait for the PolznBladz techno montage with this bad boy

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