Pun intended… After a dinner of lintel soup and shredded wheat breakfast I was doing a job and asked the client which restroom I could use. Well , one of the best bowel movements I’ve had in my life!!! After a few squirts if air fresh, opening a window ( would have lit a match if I had one ) and closing the door behind me all I could do was pray she didn’t enter the bathroom. A half hour later I was cleaning the windows in the adjoining bedroom and there it was… She had opened the door and all I could do was sniff the air and put my head down in shame…
At the end of the day she was impressed with the work and asked me to put them down for a fall cleaning…
yup I cant tell you how many times im cleaning a house and the owner steps out to go somewhere and it seems like they are gone forever so I decide that now would be a good time to go #2. as soon as sit down they pull into the drive way or the front door opens.
I have never nor will I take a dump in a customers home…I am sure they wouldn’t mind, but I would rather personally crap my pants on the way to the gas station instead of dealing with the shame of stinking up their home.
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I was thinking it could be modified by using an adult diaper underneath, another great benefit to this setup is that there would be no need to take a break, just get in there and clean as you “go” - no more lost profit to potty breaks.
I used to do 12-14 hour days of mixing mud for a stucco crew. Would be far out in the middle of nowhere and usually can’t get inside the house, so you had no choice but to get creative.
Been there done that what are ya going to do . Like her shit don’t stink! I know its her house shit happens lol it is embarrising though. That’s why I don’t go for that 2nd cup of coffee before a resi job, that’s what does it for me.
Time is money for me. I just wear a diaper so I don’t have to worry about what I ate the night before. I will also squat on the front lawn if nobodys looking.
To void this, try flushing while your unloading… So it just goes by quick-that usually works… Tho I don’t use other peoples bathrooms specially clients. Its a no no
Dude classless mfer is a little harsh for something that everyone In the
World does if they made a pill I could take so I didn’t have to poopie the two times it happened in 16 years I would of took it .
An those two times I wouldnt of made it to a gas station
Like the thread says. Shit happens !!
With all that said shitting in some ones house is a no no .
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