If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $114.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
Atta boy Seth! Funny but still makes you think. Go one further if someone had $1000 and put it under their mattress 1 year ago they would have $1000 covered in dead skins cells and dustmites today!:eek:
See one? My college dorm was made out of one. Best part about moving out was finally getting to throw stones in a glass house. Worse part was cleaning up the broken glass. I stepped on a piece and cut my toe…luckily it was already soaked in alcohol.
