Tented Glass & Dog Snot

I have cleaned tinted glass many times before with some dog snot but what about tinted glass and a lot of dog snot that is real thick, where using your washing wand wont get the job done. And of course you can’t scrape because their is tent on the window. Anyone have any tricks up their sleeve on what to do?

Simple Green and a chamois.

Where can you get Simple Green at? Is it the same as Green Logic Glass Cleaner?

Simple Green as in Simple Green Degreaser.
You can get it now in a spray foam version, more cling, more dwelling time, less work.