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No disrespect to Luke or anyone else, but around here this is how we gauge a beard…
The gold standard since 1969
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We should have a contest on who can grow the longest beard, lol I bet I can make it to lumberjackly before my wife divorces me. 
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lol …i keep mine around sea captainly
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I thought you were aiming for Dudley. Lol
My dad’s been hovering around wizardly for YEARS…
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After Godly should be window cleanerly, because at that point you can use it for detailing!
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Or to wet the window!!
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