Maybe some of you have heard this one. Got it in my mail today and I would have trashed it if it did not have a window subject line.
REPLACEMENT WINDOWS
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> Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
> double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
> contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been
> completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
> Hellloooo,…
>
> just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.
> So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last
> year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
> Helllooooo? It’s been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the
> other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back.
> I bet he felt like an idiot.
