I will say that this conversation is starting to feel a little circular and redundant.
Here is my simplified position:
Groupon sells the dream of robust, highly profitable, long-term relationships in exchange for immense short-term losses, and arising from trained-to-be-razor-sharp-focused-on-cheapest-price target demographics. I say that’s a psychotic business growth strategy.
You can win by changing their game, and adding a few new rules of your own. It’s currently Russian Roulette, and they’re trying to tell you it’s fun and smart and you’re probably gonna win. I am simply saying take all the bullets out, so you can’t lose. Rig the game in your favor.
Imagine I said this to you:
[B]"Don - I have a brilliant idea to land you insane numbers of new clients. How much do you charge to clean the windows of an average-sized home? $149? Cool, okay hear me out…
What if you have this huge sale, and offer to clean any average-sized home for only $75? Isn’t that brilliant? Just imagine how many new clients you’ll get! Oh - but before I forget, you actually will only earn $38 per house, because I need to take half as my commission for this genius marketing ploy, and I’m going to make sure that every single coupon-clipping, deal-loving, price-shopper in your city hears about this, and tells all their frugal friends about it, too!
You know all those people who expect you to clean their windows right now for only $75, who you say no to? Imagine how amazing it will be when they hire you, and you can show them that you’re awesome! For sure a ton of them will pay you $149 next time, right? Right? (But don’t forget, you only get paid $38 this first time around, sorry, just business, nothing personal)
Just imagine how much your business will grow! Open your mind!
And even though you’ll be only earning $38/house, you’ll have HUNDREDS of them to clean, so you’ll still make money!
Sound good? I can make it happen tomorrow! Let’s do it!"[/B]
I hope you would recognize that I am a marketing moron, and that if you take my advice, you could literally destroy your business overnight for a myriad of reasons.
And yet the world is singing about the genius of Groupon for small business growth.
Wow. This thing is toxic.
It’s the weakest marketing strategy ever known: Slash your everyday price on your normal, cool stuff by 50%, and all the new customers you obtain will all forget what they paid and pay you 100% next time, and everyone wins. Of course, you’d have to assume they all lose their memory, but remember you. Oh, and they’ll stop searching for another cheap window cleaner from Groupon for the next service, too.
And…maybe they’ll even pay you full price for really expensive other stuff while they’re already there, and you can make gobs of money selling the coupon-clippers the expensive stuff, because deal-seeking, Groupon groupies just might fork over big bucks for your other stuff even though they only came to you because you offered the low price.
This is the Kool-Aid.
DO NOT DRINK.
The most fascinating part to me is that very few have stopped to question it.
Anyway, you know how I feel 