Your mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210, was on a weight scale.
Your mama is so fat, her belt size is “equator”
your mom is fat that when she was in high school all she got on the sat’s was bbq sauce…
Your mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger poped out of george washingtons’ nose!
Shes so old, she sat behind Jesus Christ in history class
Shes so old they told her to act her age and she died
Shes so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
Shes so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway
Shes such a tightwad, when she holds on to a nickel the buffalo farts! 
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her, “What you doing?” and she said, “Moving.”
Yo mama so old she poot dust.
Your mama is so fat her thighs each have their own social security number.
Yo mama is so dumb if brains were gas she couldn’t power an ant’s moter scooter around the inside of a Cheerio.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand at the beach cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so stupid when she hears it’s chilly outside she get’s a bowl.
Your Mama’s so fat she’s on BOTH sides of the family.
