Tommy goes to confession and tells the priest, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.”
“Is that you, Tommy?” says the priest.
“Aye, it is, Father.”
“Who is it you were with, Tommy?”
“I’d rather not say, Father.”
“Was it Bridget?”
“No, Father.”
“Was it Colleen?”
“No, Father.”
“Was it Megan?”
“No, Father.”
“Well, Tommy, say four Our Fathers and four Hail Marys.”
When Tommy gets outside, his friend Pat asks him how it went.
“Terrific,” says Tommy. “I got four Our Fathers and four Hail Marys, and three great leads.”
:eek:
LMAO!
ROFL
