Window Cleaner's Haiku

wealthy in late june
I will celebrate with scotch
winter, i am broke

post your best window cleaning haiku. winner get’s a free lake state cleaning sticker. i’ll choose the winner in a couple of weeks ( i get to choose because i started this thread and i am the boss of it.)

Crap, I failed English. I also failed Japanese poetry. I’ll take warrior culture and ninja stars for 200 Alex.

What’s the rule on haikus again? Is scotch one syllable or two?

(Next thread: post your favorite differential equation!)

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Syllables 7-5-7

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I’m game:

Became a window cleaner
Because english sucks
Now Caleb wants a haiku

This is actually fun:

Now lets argue stack ladders
Little giant’s best
Yup, so suck it all the rest

Uhh…Sorry to mess up all your great “poems”, but haiku is 5-7-5 syllables

Nick Chase

Pacific Pro Cleaning Services

California

Haha, I’m dumb. Good catch. Maybe I’ll write one about dyslexia…

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Good one. How many syllables is dyslexia? Haha

Nick Chase
Pacific Pro Cleaning Services

I fixed mine for proper format. My apologies to those I misled.

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Here’s my first lame attempt…

The squeegee slides down
I give a view that is clear
My work is done here

Nick Chase
Pacific Pro Cleaning Services

Nice save!

Nick Chase
Pacific Pro Cleaning Services

Extra credit for rhyming. How very western of you.

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How I got my start?
Windshields, Wal Mart parking lot
Ah, those were the days!

Nick Chase
Pacific Pro Cleaning Services

A nice easy day
I have plans this evening
Oh F**K ME, storms

You win!

They call me Tool Talk
On which squeegees to earn cash
And which ones to trash

Clean mop scrubs and scrubs
Fresh rubber glides, window fine
Your kid jacks it up

Shake fist at the sky
WFP hose caught again
These rose bushes suck

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A clean truck today
Empty, wash, wax, shine so bright
Next day, crap no pole

[QUOTE=JaredAI;305130]
“Is scotch one syllable or two?” [MENTION=5616]Jared[/MENTION]Al

It depends on how many you have

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