wealthy in late june
I will celebrate with scotch
winter, i am broke
post your best window cleaning haiku. winner get’s a free lake state cleaning sticker. i’ll choose the winner in a couple of weeks ( i get to choose because i started this thread and i am the boss of it.)
Crap, I failed English. I also failed Japanese poetry. I’ll take warrior culture and ninja stars for 200 Alex.
What’s the rule on haikus again? Is scotch one syllable or two?
(Next thread: post your favorite differential equation!)
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Syllables 7-5-7
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I’m game:
Became a window cleaner
Because english sucks
Now Caleb wants a haiku
This is actually fun:
Now lets argue stack ladders
Little giant’s best
Yup, so suck it all the rest
Uhh…Sorry to mess up all your great “poems”, but haiku is 5-7-5 syllables
Nick Chase
Pacific Pro Cleaning Services
California
Haha, I’m dumb. Good catch. Maybe I’ll write one about dyslexia…
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Good one. How many syllables is dyslexia? Haha
Nick Chase
Pacific Pro Cleaning Services
I fixed mine for proper format. My apologies to those I misled.
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Here’s my first lame attempt…
The squeegee slides down
I give a view that is clear
My work is done here
Nick Chase
Pacific Pro Cleaning Services
Nice save!
Nick Chase
Pacific Pro Cleaning Services
Extra credit for rhyming. How very western of you.
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How I got my start?
Windshields, Wal Mart parking lot
Ah, those were the days!
Nick Chase
Pacific Pro Cleaning Services
A nice easy day
I have plans this evening
Oh F**K ME, storms
You win!
They call me Tool Talk
On which squeegees to earn cash
And which ones to trash
Clean mop scrubs and scrubs
Fresh rubber glides, window fine
Your kid jacks it up
Shake fist at the sky
WFP hose caught again
These rose bushes suck
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A clean truck today
Empty, wash, wax, shine so bright
Next day, crap no pole
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“Is scotch one syllable or two?” [MENTION=5616]Jared[/MENTION]Al
It depends on how many you have
